LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/26/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/26/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-3-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-18-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-18-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@irvet23-4
@yeckingo115
@gatet16
@astramar27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@efmm111
@edgerik112
@hatdogsensei113
@longganisan114
@manuvert115
@ladyaryastark116
@subidu217-18
@savvytester219-20
@lumpiadobo121
@h4rr1s122
@anonyvoter123
@cryptovisitor124
@zionic.leo225-26
@astym227-28
@holovision.cash129
@amaari230-31
@henruc232-33

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 32 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@henruc, 33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!LOLZ
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!HBIT

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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!lol

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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!PIMP

Thanks for PIMPing continuously, and good to see you burning 2 LOLZ per day for the token LOLZ burner project! 😎🤗😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

!PIMP Absolutely 😁

Here's the link to the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎🤗😅 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD

Thank you !PIMP !LOLZ

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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!lolz

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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!lolz

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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Come get MOONed!

!HOPE to see more than 40 !LOLZ prize again on the next few LOLZ burner raffle prizes! 🤗😅

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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!lolz

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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!LOLZ

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

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Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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!LOLZ

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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!LOLZ

!lolz

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE hab a BRN token not quite "burn" ("brain") keke

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

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Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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I like to think of the term BRN as "burn" !INDEED. 🔥🤯😆🐸 !WEIRD !PIZZA

BRN feels good man. Keke 🔥🤯😆🐸 !LUV !ZOMBIE !PIZZA

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I and @savvyplayer don't want to think of the term "BRN" as "brain". 🤔🐸🧠🤯🤯😅 !WEIRD !LUV !HUG

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Yes, zombies are responsible for much of the burning that already happened or may still happen! 🤔🧟‍♂️🤯😆🐸 !WEIRD !LOLZ

!LOLZ

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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