I have "more than two" guns as well and enjoy them very much. Like you, though, "love" is a bit strong of a word to describe how I feel about them. I've actually whittled down how many I have as I've decided I really didn't shoot my AK47 that often, and I really don't need thre pump shotguns.
Honestly, I can overlook the stupid questions as they're mainly coming from pure ignorance of firearms. Probably the dumbest question I heard was a retelling of a story told to me by a gentleman who worked in the Sporting Goods department at Walmart. A lady asked to handle a rifle. She started moving it around, pointing it at people. He quickly grabbed the barrel, pointed it at the ceiling, and grabbed the rest of the rifle from her. When she saw the magazine well, she loudly asked, "Oh, is that where the batteries go?" 🤦♂️