What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow? One is hard up, the other is soft down. Credit: reddit @itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of faustine.books
A father was washing his car with his son And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?” Credit: reddit @faustine.books, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of itharagaian