Lazu’s Introduction and Laziness
So, you need to shake hands with me, but sorry, I can't because shaking requires a lot of effort, and I can't do it as my name is Lazu. Well, my actual name was Lizu, but my most favorite laziness gave me the title Lazu. I am the baby who took birth with 2 kg weight, the only cat who came into the world by cesarean, hehe. People say the baby born with less weight becomes healthier later, but those are already healthier. In our meow kingdom, the fat babies become fat bodies, lol. What do I eat to maintain my tummy health, hmmm, what can a potato eat other than potatoes? Thousand ways to impress me, and all of them come directly from the kitchen to my heart.
Lazu’s Love for Home-Cooked Food
About the brands which attract me to eat more, the answer is no one. Why else would my babe make food for me with her own hands? Phurr, she is only mine, don't you dare to make her mingle, elsewise I am going to lose my home chief. The query of why she makes only food for me, hmmm, well, my stomach has been turned to her over-baked cakes from day one. So initially, you can say that I am habitual to eating her experimental foods.
Sometimes I think what if she becomes a pro at baking, that day wouldn't come as ladies can't be perfect, lol, just a misogynist.
Lazu’s Instagram Fame and Body Shaming
More about her would be found on her Instagram account (free promotion) as her account runs because of me. Few times I think about coming live to answer questions about my health, but then I reject this silly idea because people from the human kingdom remain busy bullying others. Certain comments are so much body shaming that I don't eat food when I read them, but after hours of grief, I eat thrice, so you people are involved in making me fat.
Lazu’s Thoughts on Marriage and Meow Kingdom
How can I forget when Liana is showing me pics of pretty cats and telling me people send their cats proposals via Instagram. I am not interested in marriage at all as I saw how disturbing marriage can be. Married peeps don't fight with themselves; their families do this piece of paper. They don't hang out alone; they have to attend the functions of relatives where they are being openly judged. They have to tell them about their salary, their gifts, and most importantly when the good news is happening. Personally, I consider my meow kingdom superior to this because we don't have such hate talks. We become happy to listen to others when they tell us they have enough food and residence. We don't think about the future at all; what we have is in our present, so this is the secret of our happiness.
The Quick Brown Fox Incident
You might have heard the story: a quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog waiting there. It's a false-hearted told narration. It was written after the incident I encountered; well, I was having my brunch that included French toast, cappuccino, red sauce pasta having French jalapeño. I was not aware that a quick brown fox would haunt my brunch and would take it from me, literally speaking, when I was pondering about the taste of it, I was having saliva running down my mouth. So, after having a lot of responses, she took it from me, so what would I do now, this question quickly popped into my mind, but I was too lazy to think about it. I left my struggle and spread my power and made a sound purr purr and slept. She jumped thousands of times over me, and it didn't make me dwarf. Why burn my calories when the opponent is strong, hehe.
Lazu’s Golden Words and Superstitions
Furthermore, I want to answer a superstition here: a black cat, if it crosses your way, you are going to face something bad. It is your own fate which is going to be made by your own effort. We have nothing to do with it. Imagine if a white cat crosses your way, good things will happen like you will become rich or Trump will leave the presidency, lol.
Sometimes I have been asked why you cats visit seven houses with your newborn cats; hmmm, we wanted to narrate seven stories to them so that they may see how life is distinct for everyone.
