I may celebrate my victory by having two fairy cakes with my coffee instead of one, and spare myself the fifteen lashes I’d have earned had I failed.
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Two fairy cakes is indeed a solid and most legitimate reward for the attainment of victory. Some may say three is more appropriate but that's just a step too far.
As for the lashes, it's best to save them up and issue them to someone else, far more satisfying.
Hahaha. I never take advice but in this case I might make an exception.