Sort:  

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

Credit: reddit
@barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL !INDEED

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM