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today's joke
At Easter, Kuba went to visit his sister and her family. When he arrived, his youngest nephew, six-year-old Toník, was helping his mother bake Easter pastries. “Have a pastry,” Toník offered to his uncle. “They look very tasty,” Kuba praised the boy, took one, and tasted it. He ate the pastry and said, “These pastries are really excellent. And the icing is amazing. How did you make it so thin and smooth?” Kuba asked. “Simply,” Toník replied. “I smoothed it with my tongue!” His uncle turned pale: “Did you lick all the cookies?” “No, no.” The uncle breathed a sigh of relief. “When I was tired, the rest was licked by our dog.”
dnešní vtip
Na Velikonoce šel Kuba navštívit svou sestru a její rodinu. Když dorazil, jeho nejmladší synovec, šestiletý Toník, zrovna pomáhal matce péct velikonoční koláčky. „Dej si koláček,“ nabídl Toník strýčkovi. „Vypadají velmi chutně,“ pochválil Kuba chlapce, jeden vzal a ochutnal. Snědl koláček a povídá: „Ty koláčky jsou opravdu výborné. A ta poleva je úžasná. Jak jsi docílil toho, že je tak tenká a rovná?“ ptal se Kuba. „Jednoduše,“ odpověděl Toník. „Uhlazoval jsem ji jazykem!“ Strýc zbledl: „Olízl jsi všechny sušenky?“ „Ne, ne.“ Strýc si oddechl. „Když jsem byl unavený, olizoval ten zbytek náš pes.
Translated by gemini
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