My Actifit Report Card: July 10 2026

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Today 🇬🇧 >Dnes 🇨🇿 --- 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A man and a woman died in a car accident on their way to their wedding. When they ended up in heaven, they went to God and asked if they could get married up there. God told them that it was possible, but they first had to find a priest to officiate. Six months later, God actually came back with a priest by his side, and a grand wedding took place. After a while, though, both of them realized they weren’t really working out together, so they went to God and asked if they could get a divorce. God just got furious and blurted out, 'It took me six months to find a priest in heaven! It’s going to take years to find a lawyer up here!' --- 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Muž a žena zemřeli při autonehodě cestou na svou svatbu. Když se ocitli v nebi, zašli za Bohem a zeptali se, jestli by se tady nahoře nemohli vzít. Bůh jim řekl, že možné to je, ale že musí nejprve sehnat faráře, který by je oddal. Po šesti měsících se Bůh skutečně vrátil s farářem po boku a konala se velkolepá svatba. Po nějakého době si oba dva ale uvědomili, že jim to společně neklape, takže zašli za Bohem a poprosili ho, jestli by se mohli rozvést. Bůh se akorát rozhořčil a vyhrkl: „Trvalo mi šest měsíců, než jsem v nebi našel faráře! Bude trvat roky, než tady najdu nějakého právníka! Just Kidding Oh Snap GIF by Travis --- ## 📸 Photo / Foto

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