LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/9/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/9/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@irvet	2	1-2
@savvytester	2	3-4
@henruc	2	5-6
@astym	2	7-8
@yeckingo1	1	9
@ieronimus	2	10-11
@nomaddreamer	2	12-13
@fun.farms	1	14
@andy-vibes	2	15-16
@middle-earthling	2	17-18
@astramar	2	19-20
@servelle	2	21-22
@iceledy	2	23-24
@amaari	2	25-26
@manuvert	2	27-28
@holovision.cash	1	29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

@iceledy, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.


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@savvytester 63

9 months ago

Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
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@henruc 61

9 months ago

!lol

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
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@henruc 61

9 months ago

!lol

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
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@savvytester 63

9 months ago

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !HOPE

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
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@fun.farms 37

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
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@andy-vibes 51

9 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
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@andy-vibes 51

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
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@zionic.leo 0

9 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
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@zionic.leo 0

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
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@iceledy 53

9 months ago

!LOLZ
Thank you so much!
!MEME
!ALIVE

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@astym 51

9 months ago

Congratulations!
!MEME
!LOLZ
!HBIT

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@hivebits 49

9 months ago

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (iceledy) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

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Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@iceledy 53

9 months ago

Thanks a lot!
!ALIVE
!MEME

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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

Credit: filosof103
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@savvytester 63

9 months ago

!HOPE that you don't miss joining today's LOLZ burner raffle post by burning (2) !LOLZ there! 🤗😏

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
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@astym 51

9 months ago

Yes, sure✊🤝!HOPE
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
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@iceledy 53

9 months ago

!LOLZ
Thank you so much!
!INDEED
!HUG

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
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@astramar 51

9 months ago

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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What's a dry orange good for?
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@iceledy 53

9 months ago

Thanks a lot!
!MEME
!ALIVE

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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

Credit: lolzbot
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@ieronimus 65

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
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@ieronimus 65

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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@nomaddreamer 60

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
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@nomaddreamer 60

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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@irvet 65

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
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@irvet 65

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
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@astramar 51

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
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@astramar 51

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
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@ladyaryastark 69

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@servelle 71

9 months ago

!LOLZ
!PIMP

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
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@servelle 71

9 months ago

!LOLZ
!WINE

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
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@svanbo 72

9 months ago

!LOLZ !INDEED

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
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@svanbo 72

9 months ago

!LOLZ !HUG

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
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@middle-earthling 64

9 months ago

Congrats @iceledy
!MEME
!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
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@meme.bot 49

9 months ago

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@iceledy 53

9 months ago

Thanks a lot!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
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@middle-earthling 64

9 months ago

You're welcome.

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@middle-earthling 64

9 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
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@manuvert 73

9 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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@astym 51

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.
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@astym 51

9 months ago

!LOLZ

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
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@amaari 56

9 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@amaari 56

9 months ago

!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
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@manuvert 73

9 months ago

!lolz

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
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@holovision.cash 61

9 months ago

!LOL

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@lolzbot 71

9 months ago

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
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