LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/27/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/27/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-3-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-19-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-19-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@ieronimus21-2
@savvytester23-4
@servelle25-6
@gatet17
@irvet28-9
@h4rr1s110
@yeckingo1111
@cryptovisitor112
@subidu213-14
@manuvert115
@henruc216-17
@astramar218-19
@efmm220-21
@ladyaryastark222-23
@pepetoken124
@holovision125
@zionic.leo226-27
@anonyvoter128
@cursephantom129
@edgerik130
@amaari231-32
@astym233-34
@iceledy235-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 3 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thanks for the 36 !LOLZ prize on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 That's already my third win on the LOLZ burner raffle within the past 2 weeks! 😎😅 !LUV

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How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
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You should burn 2 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post, even if the LOLZ burner bot hasn't published a new burner post today. 🤓😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !HUG

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!HBIT

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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I think you didn't notice that you already replied to my comment 1.5 days before that one. 🤔🤯😆😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !HUG

It turns out that I congratulated you twice👍😘, which is better than none.
!HUG
!INDEED

Thanks for congratulating (again)! 🤗😅

!HOPE
!LOLZ

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

!lol

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
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!lolz

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!lolz

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)
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!LOLZ

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!lolz

!lolz

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

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!lolz

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lolz

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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!lolz

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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!lolz

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!LOLZ

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

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... and another one for @savvytester !LOLZ !INDEED

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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It's great to win a raffle for (at least) two consecutive draws !INDEED. 🥳😎😏 !HOPE !WEIRD

hahaha I guess so. What's your best result in "days in a row of winning raffles"? !wine !HOPE !HUG

As far as I remember, my longest winning streak on the LOLZ burner raffle was just 2 days in a row. 🤔🤯 Nevertheless, that happened quite often within the past 12 months. 😎😅 !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA !WEIRD

Really, I think the chance is rather small to win 2 !LOLZ raffles in a row (and obvious even smaller to get 3 in a row) . !wine

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
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As an example, 30 raffle entries in total and 2 raffle entries from a participant (for burning 2 !LOLZ on the LOLZ burner raffle post 7 days before) gives that participant roughly 6.7% chance to win. 🤔🤓 The same participant winning 2 consecutive days for the same number of raffle entries has roughly a 0.44% chance to happen (but it happens anyway). 🤯😆🤓 !INDEED

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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So if there's only 0,44% chance to win 2x in a row, imagine how small the chance would be to win 3x in a row... !wine !DIY !STRIDE

If you manage to win the !LOLZ burner raffle 3 times in a row (except when it has an obvious technical problem), then you would finally play at a lottery. 🤔🤯😆😅 !WEIRD

!LOLZ !HUG

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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(3/10)
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Second !LOLZ for burning.

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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(4/10)
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!LOLZ 😁

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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!lolz

!LOLZ

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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!lolz

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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(4/10)
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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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(3/10)
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!LOL

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @svanbo

Come get MOONed!