LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/1/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-24-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-24-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@h4rr1s13
@astramar14
@henruc25-6
@subidu27-8
@middle-earthling29-10
@ieronimus211-12
@yeckingo1113
@efmm214-15
@anonyvoter116
@pepetoken217-18
@zionic.leo219-20
@manuvert121
@svanbo222-23
@astym224-25
@edgerik126
@iceledy227-28
@ladyaryastark129
@irvet230-31
@amaari232-33
@savvytester234-35
@holovision.cash136

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo
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@svanbo, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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!lolz

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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!lol

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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!lol

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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!lolz

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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!lolz

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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!lol

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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!lolz

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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!LOLZ

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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Thank you for your witness vote!
Have a !BEER on me!
To Opt-Out of my witness beer program just comment STOP below


Hey @ieronimus, here is a little bit of BEER from @isnochys for you. Enjoy it!

If you like BEER and want to support us please consider voting @louis.witness on HIVE and on HIVE Engine.

!lolz

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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Congrats @svanbo
!MEME
!LOLZ

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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!LOL

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!LOLZ

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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!lolz

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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!lolz

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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!LOLZ 😁

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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!LOL

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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!LOLZ

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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!lolz

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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!lolz

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!LOLZ !HUG

Congratulations for winning 36 LOLZ on yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle draw !INDEED! 🥳😎😏 !HOPE !PIZZA !HUG

Yeaaah I think meanwhile I'm climbing again in the ranking.... !LOL !wine

You actually dropped down to Rank 52 on the LOLZ richlist according to #HiveEngineExplorer (from Rank 51 several months ago, though I can't find the exact comment due to #Ecency Advanced Search still not working properly). 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

That's !WEIRD, maybe someone from the top 100 of the richlist is getting a lot of !LOLZ tips....

I don't think that some !LOLZ holders above you on the LOLZ richlist simply get a lot of LOLZ token tips, since you also already get a lot of LOLZ tips (from me, @savvyplayer, and some other active Hive users !INDEED). 🤔🤯😅

Do you think they'd buy !LOLZ just to be on top of this list? !wine

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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Some of them already do buy more LOLZ (then stake them), because they get daily and weekly farming and dividend rewards !INDEED. 🤔🤓😎😏 !HOPE !PIZZA !HUG

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!LOLZ

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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!LOLZ

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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Congratulations to @svanbo for winning 36 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 You can say that your consistency in joining the LOLZ burner raffle almost daily pays off! 😎😏 !INDEED

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !HOPE

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!LOL

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @svanbo (x3)

Come get MOONed!

!lolz
!MEME

!LOLZ

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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