LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/6/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/6/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-13-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-29-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-29-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@h4rr1s11
@astramar22-3
@ieronimus24-5
@sylmarill16
@yeckingo117
@cryptovisitor18
@irvet29-10
@fjworld111
@servelle212-13
@subidu214-15
@middle-earthling216-17
@cryptomeme118
@manuvert119
@savvytester220-21
@efmm222-23
@ladyaryastark124
@edgerik125
@anonyvoter126
@zionic.leo227-28
@cursephantom129
@henruc230-31
@cryptoyzzy132
@iceledy133
@memehive134
@astym135

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@cryptomeme, 35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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!LOLZ

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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!lolz

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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!LOLZ

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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!LOLZ

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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!lolz

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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!lolz

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!lolz

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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!lolz

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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I thought it was @pepetoken who won today's !LOLZ burner raffle draw. 🤔🤯🐸

Congratulations to @cryptomeme for winning 35 LOLZ! 😎 Nice to see someone new participating (and winning)! 🥳😏 !INDEED

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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!lolz

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!lolz

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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!LOL

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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!lolz

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE
!LUV
!PIMP

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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