LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/20/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House15 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/20/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 30 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@jmis10121-2
@henruc23-4
@andy-vibes25-6
@servelle27-8
@savvytester29-10
@yeckingo1111
@nomaddreamer212-13
@iceledy214-15
@ieronimus216-17
@manuvert118
@astramar219-20
@sylmarill121
@irvet222-23
@svanbo224-25
@amaari226-27
@holovision.cash128
@middle-earthling229-30

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 30 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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!lol

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

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thanks

!lol

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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thanks

Looks like you loved the !LOLZ token tipping bot's reply !INDEED! 🤔😎😏

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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@henruc, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOL

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)

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Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOL

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ !INDEED

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

The !LOLZ burner bot failed to publish another post within 25 hours. 🤔🤯 Time to remind @captaincryptic about this! 🤗😏 !WEIRD

!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)

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Burn !LOLZ 😎

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You got more than 20000 replies.
Your next target is to reach 20500 replies.

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Burn !LOLZ

!LOLZ

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)

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!LOLZ

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)

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!LOLZ

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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!LOLZ

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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(1/6)

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!LOLZ

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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!LOLZ

Looks like you accidentally tried to tip a third !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account, where only a maximum of 2 LOLZ tips per day is allowed to any Hive account. 🤔😅 !INDEED

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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@ivyann, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Omg! It was !indeed an accident. Thanks for the observation.

Thanks !INDEED for the appreciation! 😀 Please don't forget to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😎

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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@ivyann, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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(2/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!PIMP

!LOLZ
!WINE

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!LOLZ

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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I won! Thanks a lot for the !lolz
!PIZZA

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
manuvert tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @jmis101

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ 🤣

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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!HOPE that @pepetoken resumes joining the !LOLZ burner raffle (sooner)! 🤗🐸

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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Even if the LOLZ burner bot failed to published another burner post today, !HOPE that @svanbo, @jmis101, @astramar, @astym, @iceledy, and @pepetoken burn their (2) !LOLZ for today as usual! 🤗😏

Perhaps I will use your advice, thanks🙏
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!HOPE that you, @astym, @svanbo, and @pepetoken don't forget to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

Credit: reddit
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you very much dear
!INDEED

I told you before that I would remind you about still burning (2) LOLZ whenever the LOLZ burner bot fails to publish a burner raffle post for any given day, as you don't receive a notification whenever that happens !INDEED. 🤔😎😏

!HOPE
!WEIRD
!PIZZA

And you did.
Anyways, I have to burn 2 LOLZ early tomorrow before the raffle draw post is published.
!INDEED
!HBIT

jmis101, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 🟩 BLAQEMRLD coins as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.4734840753736582, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I wonder why you have to wait (until early the next day) before you burn 2 LOLZ !INDEED. 🤔🤯

Anyway, congratulations for winning a BLAQEMRLD gem from the HBIT that you mined on that day! 🥳😎😏

!WEIRD
!HOPE

Because I can't burn more than 2 !LOLZ per account

If it happens that you need to wait for the next day before you burn another 2 !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot before the next burner raffle post gets published, then does that mean you were late in joining a recent burner post and are just trying to catch up !INDEED? 🤔🤯😅

Yes, I was kinda late.
So, I had to do that early before the next ruffle draw post is published.
!INDEED
!HOPE
!BRN

Though the LOLZ bot is down.

!LOLZ

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

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!LOLZ 🤣

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!LOL

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(9/10)
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!lolz

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Burn !LOLZ

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!PIMP !LOL !PIZZA

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@andy-vibes, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(5/10)
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