LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/9/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/9/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@jmis10123-4
@ieronimus15
@sylmarill16
@yeckingo117
@nomaddreamer28-9
@servelle210-11
@manuvert112
@savvytester213-14
@arc-echo215-16
@irvet217-18
@anonyvoter119
@subidu220-21
@zionic.leo222-23
@svanbo224-25
@amaari226-27

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 27 which belongs to our lucky winner:

amaari
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@amaari, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you so much for the !LOLZ! ❤️
!LUV ❤️
!PIZZA 🍕

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

Credit: reddit
@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!HOPE that despite being busy in real life, both @astramar and @astym are able to return to Hive (and resume burning 2 !LOLZ everyday)! 🤗

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

Credit: belhaven14
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
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!INDEED
!HUG
!MEME

While you were able to be on Hive yesterday and burn LOLZ, I still !HOPE that you are able to burn the maximum number of LOLZ tokens which is 2 per day. 🤗😏 !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

Yes, i burned 2 !LOLZ a day on different posts, and only today i managed to burn 2 lolz on one post.
!LOLZ
!NDEED

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

Credit: theabsolute
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)

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I recommend that you make your !LOLZ burning simple by burning 2 LOLZ under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post per day !INDEED. 🧘‍♂️🤗

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
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!lol

!hbit

henruc, you mined 1.0 🟧 HBIT If you had replied to another Hive user, the HBIT would have been split: 0.9 for you and 0.1 for them as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.15168081325988192, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

Credit: reddit
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(1/10)

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!lol

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!MEME
!LOLZ

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(5/10)

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!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(6/10)
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!LOLZ
!PIMP

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!lolz

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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!LOL

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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!LOLZ

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
amaari tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @astym

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ !HUG

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOLZ !INDEED

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

Credit: reddit
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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!MEME

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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(4/10)

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!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)
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!LOL

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
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!LOLZ

!lolz

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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!LOLZ

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

(2/10)

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!LOLZ 😁

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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