LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 10/22/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 10/22/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 26 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester21-2
@sylmarill13
@chaosmagic2314
@servelle25-6
@ieronimus27-8
@iceledy19
@middle-earthling210-11
@andy-vibes212-13
@astramar214-15
@yeckingo1116
@astym217-18
@amaari219-20
@manuvert121
@nomaddreamer222-23
@holovision.cash124
@henruc225-26

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar
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@astramar, 26 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

Credit: captaincryptic
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!INDEED
!HBIT

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (lolz.burner) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.1899803717333387, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

Credit: reddit
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)
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!lol

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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!lol

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Credit: reddit
@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

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!LOLZ

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

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!LOLZ

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

I really think that you accidentally published 10 more LOLZ comments for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤯🤯 Looks like you have a really bad Internet connection, though it apparently happens only whenever you participate in the LOLZ burner raffle. 🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

No, it's not an accident! When you read the post you will see that I get more tickets for more !LOLZ comments.

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

Credit: manuvert
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Remember that only the successful !LOLZ token tipping commands under the LOLZ burner raffle post (or comments) will count as raffle entries. 🤔🤓 That means even if the LOLZ burner raffle bot is working but the LOLZ token tipping bot is down (for more than 48 hours to see the changes), then there will technically be zero raffle entries on the succeeding LOLZ burner raffle draw(s) !INDEED. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

Credit: marshmellowman
@chaosmagic23, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lolz

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!BBH

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations to @astramar for winning 26 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🤔🤯 !HOPE that @astym and @iceledy, and especially @jmis101, burn their 2 !LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@iceledy(1/5) tipped @astramar
savvytester tipped chaosmagic23

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!MEME
!HOPE

Congratulations!
!ALIVE
!PIZZA

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

Credit: reddit
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!LOLZ

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ
!PIMP

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

Credit: blumela
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!WINE

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!lolz

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
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!LOL

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
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!lolz

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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