LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 10/30/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 10/30/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@yeckingo112
@ivyann23-4
@andy-vibes25-6
@servelle27-8
@middle-earthling29-10
@ieronimus211-12
@astramar213-14
@savvytester215-16
@akiraymd117
@nomaddreamer218-19
@manuvert220-21
@irvet222-23
@henruc224-25
@iceledy226-27
@svanbo228-29
@amaari230-31
@holovision.cash132
@subidu133

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 27 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy
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@iceledy, 33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
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!LOLZ
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!LOLZ
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!LOLZ
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!ALIVE
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!LOLZ
!MEME

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!PIZZA
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Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

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!LOL

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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Congrats @iceledy
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!INDEED
!ALIVE

Welcome!
!PIZZA
!HUG

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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!LOLZ

!lol

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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!lol

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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Why do they call it euthanasia?
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What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
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!LOLZ

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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!PIMP

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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!lolz

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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Congratulations to @iceledy for winning 33 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw !INDEED! 🥳😎😏

Thank you!
!INDEED
!ALIVE

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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!HOPE that @jmis101, @astym, and @astramar are able to burn 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
iceledy tipped lolz.burner
@iceledy(2/5) tipped @astramar
iceledy tipped astym
middle-earthling tipped iceledy

Come get MOONed!

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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

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If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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Because he thought there would be shots.

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I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
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A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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!LOL

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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He puts on another coat

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