LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/1/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/1/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@chaosmagic2322-3
@astramar24-5
@ieronimus26-7
@sylmarill28-9
@servelle210-11
@nomaddreamer212-13
@irvet214-15
@zionic.leo116
@andy-vibes217-18
@middle-earthling219-20
@astym121
@amaari222-23
@cursephantom124
@iceledy225-26
@svanbo227-28
@savvytester229-30
@manuvert131
@holovision.cash132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar
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@astramar, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!LOLZ
Thank you!
!HOPE
!WEIRD

Congratulations!
!MEME
!ALIVE

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

!ALIVE
!HBIT

iceledy, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (astramar) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.32315304643258524, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Congratulations for winning 32 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw !INDEED! 🥳😎😏

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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@savvytester would like to remind you to try to burn 2 !LOLZ anyway for the latest LOLZ token burner raffle post even if the bot wasn't able to publish a new post. 😅 !HOPE

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvyplayer

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Sorry, unfortunately I missed yesterday🙏😭
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Have a nice day!
!PIZZA
!LOL
!MEME

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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!lol

!lol

!LOL

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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!LOL

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOLZ

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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!LOLZ

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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!lolz

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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!lolz

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
Thank you!
!MEME
!INDEED

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HBIT

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (astramar) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.975594501573413, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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!lolz

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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!lolz

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOLZ

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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!LOLZ

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ
!BBH

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!WINE

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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!LOLZ

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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!LOLZ 🤣

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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!LOLZ 🤣

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!HOPE to see @jmis101 resume participating in the !LOLZ burner raffle soon! 🤗😏

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOL

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@middle-earthling(2/5) tipped @astramar

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ !HUG

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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