LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/10/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/10/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester21-2
@henruc23-4
@fun.farms15
@andy-vibes26-7
@zionic.leo28-9
@iceledy210-11
@ieronimus212-13
@nomaddreamer214-15
@irvet216-17
@astramar218-19
@servelle220-21
@svanbo222-23
@middle-earthling224-25
@manuvert226-27
@astym228-29
@amaari230-31
@holovision.cash132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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Thanks for the 32 !LOLZ prize on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🤗🥳😎😏 !HOPE

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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Congratulations!
!ALIVE
!MEME

Thanks for congratulating! 😀 !HOPE that you too win soon in the !LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😏

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lol

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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!lol

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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!LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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!LOLZ

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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!LOLZ

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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Here's the first comment again !INDEED under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!HOPE that we can congratulate each other for the LOLZ burner raffle again soon, as the LOLZ token tipping bot (as well as the LOLZ burner raffle bot itself) needs fixing !INDEED. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯🤗 !WEIRD !HUG

!LOL

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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!lolz

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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!LOLZ

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!WINE

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!lolz

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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!LOLZ

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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!LOLZ

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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!LOLZ !HUG

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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!LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!LOLZ

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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!LOL

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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!lolz

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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