LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/30/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/30/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-7-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-22-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-22-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@ieronimus21-2
@yeckingo113
@savvytester24-5
@subidu26-7
@h4rr1s18
@ladyaryastark19
@sylmarill110
@efmm111
@knightmarey112
@henruc213-14
@edgerik115
@irvet216-17
@manuvert218-19
@astramar220-21
@servelle222-23
@middle-earthling224-25
@iceledy226-27
@zionic.leo228-29
@anonyvoter130
@amaari231-32
@astym233-34
@holovision.cash135
@nomaddreamer236-37
@pepetoken138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@servelle, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @servelle
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks, good luck for the next 🍻
!BEER
!LOLZ

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
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You're welcome!
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

Credit: reddit
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
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Hey @middle-earthling, here is a little bit of BEER from @servelle for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.


Hey @middle-earthling, here is a little bit of BEER from @servelle for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

!lol

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

!LOLZ

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!BBH

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(4/10)
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!LOLZ

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
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!lol

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
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Thanks a lot for the reward 😍
!lolz
!PIMP

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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Congratulations for winning 38 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🥳😎 !HOPE !LUV !INDEED

@servelle, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. - Albert Einstein"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Thanks, good luck for the next round !
!LOLZ

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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I might not be the winner for the next several raffle draws of the LOLZ burner raffle bot, but I at least help increase the LOLZ token prizes for those participants that do win. 🤔🤗😎🤓 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

!lolz

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The best way to shine is to lift others up."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

Credit: minopoly
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Good to see @svanbo, @iceledy, @astym, and @astramar all able to burn not just one, but two !LOLZ on yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Love has no age, no limit, and no death. - John Galsworthy"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!HOPE
!INDEED

Thanks for replying and the token tips! 🤗 !HOPE !INDEED

!lolz

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(2/6)
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!LOLZ

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(6/10)
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!lolz

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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!lolz

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(4/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Credit: thales7
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/10)
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!PIMP !LOLZ

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ !PIMP

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
middle-earthling tipped servelle
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @servelle

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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!LOLZ 😁

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
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!LOL

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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