LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/5/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/5/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-12-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-28-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-28-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@yeckingo123-4
@sylmarill15
@h4rr1s16
@irvet27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@manuvert211-12
@servelle213-14
@cryptovisitor115
@subidu216-17
@pepetoken118
@efmm219-20
@hatdogsensei121
@longganisan122
@lumpiadobo123
@edgerik124
@anonyvoter125
@zionic.leo226-27
@astramar228-29
@savvytester230-31
@iceledy232-33
@astym234-35
@holovision136

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@iceledy, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!INDEED

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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!LOLZ
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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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!lol

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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!lol

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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!LOL

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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!LOLZ 😁

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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!LOLZ

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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!lol

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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!LOLZ

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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Congratulations to @iceledy for winning 2 days in a row on the !LOLZ burner raffle, starting yesterday! 🥳😎 She wasn't able to participate on yesterday's post where she also won though. 🤔🤯😅 !INDEED

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I thought that you haven't burned LOLZ yesterday, yet I found your 2 comments with the !LOLZ command under the June 5, 2025 post of the LOLZ burner raffle bot. 🤔🤯 !HOPE you are able to burn 2 LOLZ today! 🤗😏

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lolz

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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!lolz

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

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!lolz

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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Congrats @iceledy
!MEME
!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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!LOL

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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!lolz

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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!LOLZ

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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!LOLZ

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!LOL !ZOMBIE !BBH

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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!Lolz

!lolz

!LOL

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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!LOLZ

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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!lolz

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.

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My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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!LOLZ 🤣

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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!LOLZ !HUG

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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!lolz

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE
!LUV

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....

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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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