LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/16/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House16 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/16/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@sylmarill12
@savvytester23-4
@nomaddreamer25-6
@servelle27-8
@jmis10129-10
@subidu211-12
@amaari213-14
@middle-earthling215-16
@efmm117
@manuvert118
@irvet219-20
@anonyvoter121
@pepetoken222-23
@zionic.leo224-25
@holovision.cash126
@svanbo227-28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

middle-earthling
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@middle-earthling, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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If you ever get the chance to go to India
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What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Thank you!
!PIZZA

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Desserted!

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If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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!MEME
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Lotrimin should make NFTs
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Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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!LOLZ !PEPE !ZOMBIE

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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!LOLZ !PEPE !ZOMBIE

Looks like you really liked the !LOLZ burner raffle such that you reblogged the latest burner post !INDEED! 🤔😎🐸

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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The !LOLZ token tipping bot has stopped working since 15 hours ago. 🤔🤯 Time to tell @captaincryptic again about it! 🤯😅 !WEIRD

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry anyway for today's LOLZ burner raffle post, even when the LOLZ token tipping bot is currently down! 🤔🤯😅 !HOPE

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!

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!LOLZ
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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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!lolz

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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!lolz

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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!LOLZ

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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PIZZA!

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Come get MOONed!

!LOL

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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