LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/20/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House13 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/20/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@amaari21-2
@henruc23-4
@nomaddreamer25-6
@irvet27-8
@yeckingo119
@cryptovisitor110
@middle-earthling211-12
@edgerik113
@manuvert114
@servelle215-16
@jmis101217-18
@savvytester219-20
@efmm221-22
@anonyvoter123
@zionic.leo224-25
@svanbo226-27
@arc-echo228-29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 8 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet
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@irvet, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ !HUG

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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Congrats @irvet
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you very much 😊
!LOLZ
!MEME

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/8)
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You're welcome!

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
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!lol

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

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!lol

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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!LOL

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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!LOLZ

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Maybe you would like to try using the LOLZ token tipping command again (twice), because both your LOLZ token tipping attempts under the (latest) LOLZ burner raffle post didn't work. 🤔🤯🤗😅 !HOPE !WEIRD !INDEED

!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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!lolz

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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!lolz

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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Thank you very much 😊
!LOLZ

Congratulations for winning 29 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !HOPE !PIZZA

Your LOLZ token tipping command there didn't work though. 🤔🤯 Let's ask @captaincryptic if he is aware of his LOLZ token tipping bot sometimes not working. 🤓😅 !WEIRD !INDEED

Thanks 😊
!LOLZ
!MEME

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(4/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!HOPE that you don't forget to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

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!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

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!LOLZ 🤣

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ 🤣

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @irvet

Come get MOONed!

!HOPE that @svanbo will have more "lucky days" by being able to participate in the !LOLZ burner raffle everyday! 🤗😅

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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!lolz

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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!LOL

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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!LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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!LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!HOPE that you are able to burn (2) !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post for the next 5 hours, so that you don't miss joining today's LOLZ burner raffle before the LOLZ token tipping bot resets the tipping counts! 🤗😏

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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!LOL

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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!LOLZ

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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!LOLZ 😁

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!lolz

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lolz

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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!LOLZ

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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(1/10)

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