LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/30/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House16 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/30/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 26 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@jmis10121-2
@sylmarill13
@anonyvoter14
@yeckingo115
@servelle26-7
@manuvert28-9
@savvytester210-11
@nomaddreamer112
@irvet213-14
@henruc215-16
@zionic.leo217-18
@andy-vibes119
@middle-earthling220-21
@astym122
@svanbo223-24
@amaari225-26

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 11 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 26 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thanks for the 26 !LOLZ prize on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎🤗 !INDEED

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Congratulations to you
!INDEED
!HOPE

I just won in the !LOLZ burner raffle twice in a row! 🥳😎 !HOPE that you too win the LOLZ burner raffle soon! 🤗😏

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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@jmis101, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
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That's cool.
!INDEED
!HOPE

You won 30 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🥳😎 That's very cool !INDEED! 😎😏

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

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@jmis101, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Yes, I did.
It's !INDEED cool.
I was right behind you.
!lol

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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Let's hope to see @pepetoken as the winner on the next few LOLZ burner raffle draws! 🤗🐸

!PIZZA
!WEIRD
!ALIVE

🐸 !PEPE !HOPE !INDEED

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!INDEED

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Thanks for congratulating! 😀 !HOPE that you too are able to burn (2) !LOLZ daily and win the raffle soon! 🤗😏

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!HOPE that you are able to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lol

!hbit

henruc, you mined 1.0 🟧 HBIT. If you'd replied to another Hive user, the HBIT would be split: 0.9 to you and 0.1 to them as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.6763429029227188, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!lol

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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Congrats @savvytester
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks for congratulating! 😀 !HOPE that you too win !LOLZ soon! 🤗😏

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !HOPE

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

You really love to congratulate winners of the LOLZ burner raffle. 🤗 Don't forget to token the #tokenfaucet giveaway post that was just published yesterday! 🤗😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

He changed the rules, and now only users with a reputation of 50+ can participate, and I have 48😪😭😂
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

I (and @savvyplayer) would have curated all of your posts so that your Reputation can reach 50 sooner, though I realized that your Hive account doesn't have any post here on Hive at all. 🤔🤯🤯 I would have also curated your comments, though my votes would very likely get dusted without #dustbunny and/or #dustsweeper to boost my dust votes. 💸🤯🤓

We can ask @kenny-crane to either make an exemption for you for #tokenfaucet or curate some of your comments so that your Hive account's Reputation reaches at least 50 sooner. 🤗😏

!HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !HUG

Yes, I don't have enough time for posts at all, because as soon as I deal with one cat, another one immediately appears. I have a lot of stories about street cats (at the moment I am dealing with a kitten whose tail twisted in a car, it had to be amputated, and plastic surgery twice) and therefore, there is absolutely no time to write posts. I would be VERY grateful to you if my reputation (which means nothing in real life) became 50+ and I started to mean something in Hive. And yes, I asked the Tokenfauset to change the rules...

That long comment deserves its own post !INDEED! 😎 Just try to (not that necessary) organize your text, add some more text, and insert a few more pictures, and you would have a great first post here on Hive from your Hive account! 🤗 !HOPE !PIZZA !ALIVE !HUG

Thank you for the useful advice. I am currently preparing a post to raise funds for the treatment of this kitten in my area, as it requires a lot of money, perhaps later I will make a post on the Hive to increase my reputation.
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

!LOLZ
!MEME
!ALIVE

Thanks for the token tips, but here's a repeated reminder that I appreciate Hive users' kind replies just the same even without any Hive token tip. 🤗☺️ !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

!MEME
!HUG

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

😊
Congratulations to @savvytester for the win.
You did it.
!INDEED

This time, I can say "Congratulations to @jmis101 for the win" !INDEED! 😎😏

!WEIRD
!HOPE

Thank you very much dear
!INDEED
!BRN

Don't forget to mine HBIT today and have another chance to win some BLAQ-based tokens! 🤗😏

!HOPE
!WEIRD
!INDEED

Thank you very much dear
!INDEED
!HBIT

jmis101, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.9299431198422136, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Here's a reminder for you to mine HBIT within the next 20 hours! 🤗

!BEER

Thank you very much dear
!HBIT

jmis101, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvyplayer) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 🟡 BLAQGOLD coins as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.39044888914533593, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

!LOLZ

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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!LOLZ

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!lolz

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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!lolz

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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!LOLZ

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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!lolz

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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!LOLZ

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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!LOLZ

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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!lolz

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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!lolz

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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!LOLZ

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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!LOL

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvyplayer(1/10) tipped @iceledy (x2)
savvytester tipped iceledy (x3)
savvyplayer tipped jmis101

Come get MOONed!

!LOL

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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!LOLZ

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 😁

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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!lolz

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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!LOLZ

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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!LOL

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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