LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/3/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/3/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@yeckingo113
@arc-echo24-5
@subidu26-7
@savvytester28-9
@middle-earthling210-11
@nomaddreamer212-13
@manuvert114
@irvet215-16
@servelle217-18
@jmis101219-20
@anonyvoter121
@zionic.leo222-23
@pepetoken224-25
@sylmarill126
@svanbo227-28
@amaari129

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Yay, I won again, thanks for the !lolz
!PIZZA

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!lol

!hbit

henruc, you mined 1.0 🟧 HBIT. If you'd replied to another Hive user, the HBIT would be split: 0.9 to you and 0.1 to them as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.9932033828572512, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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!lol

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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!LOL

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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!LOLZ

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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!LOLZ

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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!LOLZ

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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!LOLZ

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....

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!LOLZ

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ 🤣

!LOLZ
!BBH

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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!LOLZ
!WINE

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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!lolz

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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!lolz

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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!LOLZ

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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!LOLZ

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

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Good to see @jmis101, @pepetoken, @astym, @astramar, and @svanbo able to burn their !LOLZ on yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !HOPE

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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Yes, it is.
And pepetoken just wished me a belated birthday 😊
!INDEED
!BRN
!WEIRD

Maybe @pepetoken would like to send you PEPE, PEPECASH, PPBT, RPEPE, PPDLR, and/or LPEPE token as a (belated) birthday gift !INDEED! 🤔🐸🤣😂

!WEIRD
!HOPE
!PIZZA

He already tipped me some tokens.
!INDEED
!BRN

I meant that the PEPE frog would directly send you PEPE-flavored tokens without using any tipping bot to do so. 🤔🐸🤯😆

!WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !HUG

Really?
That's interesting.
!INDEED
!HUG

That's at least what I expected, though I would say that the PEPE frog greeting you a (belated) happy birthday is already more than enough. 🤗🐸😏

!HOPE
!LOLZ

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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Yes, it is.
!INDEED
!HUG

Bern feels gud man! !LOLZ !PEPE !UNICOIN

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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Bern feels gud man! !LOLZ !PEPE !UNICOIN

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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!LOLZ !HUG

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
fun.farms tipped zionic.leo
@savvytester(3/5) tipped @jmis101 (x2)
manuvert tipped lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

!LOL

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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!LOLZ

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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!LOLZ 😁

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOL

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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!PIMP !LOL !PIZZA 😀

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!lolz

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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