LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/8/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/8/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 25 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@subidu21-2
@jmis10123-4
@cryptovisitor15
@sylmarill16
@savvytester27-8
@servelle29-10
@nomaddreamer211-12
@henruc213-14
@irvet215-16
@yeckingo1117
@pepetoken118
@zionic.leo219-20
@anonyvoter121
@astym122
@manuvert223-24
@holovision.cash125

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

jmis101
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@jmis101, 25 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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!lol

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Congratulations to me🎉

The "queen" finally won LOLZ again, this time with 25 !LOLZ! 🥳😎😏

!INDEED

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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@jmis101, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Yes yes.
Thank you very much dear
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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It looks like you loved how @savvytester congratulated you winning LOLZ as a "queen" !INDEED. 👸😅

!HOPE
!WEIRD
!PIZZA

Yes, I do.
Instead of arguing about it like you once did.
!WEIRD
!INDEED

The "queen" finally won LOLZ again, this time with 25 !LOLZ! 🥳😎😏

!INDEED

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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Yes yes,the queen did.
Thank you very much dear
!INDEED
!BRN

I just noticed that @savvytester's previous comment got duplicated. 🤯 They told me that they were having network problems that time. 🧘‍♂️😅

!WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

Alright
Not a problem.
That happens with me as well.
!INDEED
!BRN

!LOLZ

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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!LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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!LOLZ

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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!LOLZ

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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!lolz

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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!LOLZ

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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!LOLZ

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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!LOLZ

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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!LOLZ

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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!lolz

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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!lolz

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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!LOLZ !HUG

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !HOPE

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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!LOLZ 🤣

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

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!LOLZ

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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!LOLZ

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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!LOL

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvyplayer(2/10) tipped @jmis101 (x2)

Come get MOONed!

!LOL

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!LOLZ 😁

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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