My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or what the judge called a “restraining order” Credit: reddit @zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes
Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados? All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.” Credit: reddit @andy-vibes, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo