How to save money to buy Crypto

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Hey Guys!

Today I want to talk about saving money to buy crypto. If you are like me you will find this very interesting. These are a few ideas to save money.

5 Pro Tips to save money

Saving toilette paper

Yes, you can save toilette paper. Don't go to the toilette so much and just use half of the paper you normally use. If you have a family, explain them to stop pooping that much. (You save also water with this.)

Save shower water

Stop showering every day. Nothing wrong with smelling a bit at work. Your Co-worker will understand if you tell him your plan. If your wife starts complaining, turn the water of and say it is broken.

No tips for the pizza taxi

Yes, these poor guys don't earn much but so don't you. Save the tip and invest into crypto.

Stop smoking

You can use other herbs you find in your garden or outside, dry them and smoke them later.

Don't go to work

Tell your boss you are sick. You still get paid but you save money for gas.

Conclusion

You can do a lot to save money. Let me know your ideas in the comment and if I like it, you get a little present.

If you didn't get it yet, this is just for fun.


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Here's a great pro-tip to get a double saving.

When you fart, do it into a plastic bag. You can put the bag under your shirt to absorb the warmth back into your body. Then you can burn the methane to help heat your house, as well as eliminating the odour. That's a win-win-win ! 😁

🥳 This is really a game changer in saving money. You said it: win win win!
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What's toilette paper?

Shower? Show her?

Ok, gud idea, mi kall't in ded!

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Do you have any ideas?
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(Just) Buy crypto. Who need to shower, shave, eat, clothe, and otherwise. You an do that wen crypto go up (later). Maybe use neighbor's water and toilet paper? !LOLZ And maek your own !PIZZA !

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😂 I would even go to the neighbor and poop in his toilette. Nice ideas!
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ANd if the door is locked, poop by the back door, and leave a note that this may not happen again if the doors are open to the bathroom. !DOOK !LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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Then stop writing and reading here and save electricity.
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Yep... not bad either.
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Ich hab gesehen du hast dich auf ITB angemeldet. Dein Account ist noch nicht bestätigt und somit kann ich auch dein 'TPO' Traffic Package Option nicht für dich kaufen.

Hab leider keien Mail zum bestätigen bekommen. Kann man die nochmal schicken lassen?

Ich glaub schon... Hast du mal in den Spam Ordner geguckt?

habe gerade nochmal reingeguckt, jetzt war eine Mail da.
Bevor du mir was schickst lass mich mal gucken ob ich es nutzen werde.

okay... Dann schau mal.

Vielleicht kannst mir die Seite ein wenig erklären, was bedeutet You just received a Surfers Rewards Pool share!
Was kann ich mit den Credits machen, nur Webseiten bewerben oder noch was anderes? Und wie bekommt man da BTC und wieviel?

Und was hat es mit dem Paket auf sich?

Das Paket ist quasi ein Werbepaket bei dem du ein Level und eine gewisse Besucherzahl einkaufst. Der rewardpool share ist dein Anteil an dem Pool für den Tag. Du kannst im endeffekt alles bewerben was einen Webseite hat. Blogs, Webseiten und Affiliate Programme usw
Das Paket wäre das Geschenk von mir was du bekommst wenn du quasi die Aufgabe erfüllt wie im Post beschrieben, bedeutet kostenlose Werbung für einer deiner Webseiten bzw Links. Ich bewerbe unter anderen Inleo. Es gibt intern auf der Seite einige Videos die das System erklären. Klar, man verdient BTC aufgrund des Pool shares die man pro Tag bekommen hat und aufgrund der Refs die aktiv sind.

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Great tips!! LOL

What are your ideas?
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live within your means and just convert any spare money each month to sats

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This is a good one an logical but way to serious for this post. 😂
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Fap for Zaps might work

Good idea... wrong platform. Did you try it? I would spend a few zaps but would not stay until the end. I'm not into exploding wiener. 😂
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Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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Some steps are pretty funny, no sawer, skip work, and stop the tap 😂
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These are all proven pro tips. 😆
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Brilliant, people could wash other peoples cars for money for crypto then that takes care of the smell problem from not showering as a bonus. 🤣

@chaosmagic23 have the best mid week

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That is really brilliant. 🤣
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