Wow, I do believe that the Good Lady is an Angel. Was she glowing or had a spotlight coming down from heaven after this insane conversation? A different lady would have punished you for less.

I know she told you to keep it clean, and no talk about shagging, but would she get it/ get mad if you wear a lime green shirt and brown pants?

Maybe having the song Angel subtly playing in the background also seems apt in more ways than one.[I'm sorry, I'll show myself out]