📂 CHAPTER 2 — TOP SECRET FILE: "OPERATION TOTAL THIRST"
🔒 Classification: ULTRA SECRET (Do not print—risk of accidental leaks)
🔑 Recipients: Global Hydration Strategy Committee™ — MAXIMUM Access Level Only
📆 Date: Confidential (erase after reading)
SUBJECT: CAPITALIST EXPANSION PLAN — PHASE 2: GLOBAL HYDRAULIC ENSLAVEMENT
Internal Summary
Following the commercial success of Phase 1 (Control of Water Sources & Annihilation of Free Water), Management proposes escalating to the next stage: ensuring that 100% of the population’s hydration needs are captive to the SECRET brand, making any alternative legally and psychologically impossible.
- Strategic Objective
"Thirst must no longer be a biological need, but an emotional and fiscal lever."
SECRET must cease to be a mere beverage and become a payable right. Every drop must generate profit. Every breath must remind the consumer of their debt. Every free liter must be stigmatized as moral fraud.
- Approved Measures
✅ 2.1 Criminalization of Wild Hydration
Implement fines for "illegal atmospheric water extraction" (e.g., unlicensed rainwater collection).
Install detectors for unapproved canteens in public spaces (airports, schools, hospitals).
Launch a snitch program: "See something? Say SECRET™!" — rewards in loyalty points.
✅ 2.2 Psychological Implementation
Roll adaptive fear-based ads ("Thirsty? You’re weak. Drink SECRET to hide your weakness.").
Develop push-notification algorithms: thirst reminders every 30 minutes on all connected devices.
Sponsor influencers to normalize the idea that refusing SECRET is career sabotage.
✅ 2.3 Religious & Moral Subjugation
Expand partnership with the Holy Liquid See™: replace all holy water with Sanctified SECRET®.
Enter the funeral market: launch SECRET Tears™, bottled condolence tears (patents filed).
✅ 2.4 Patenting the Water Cycle
Finalize acquisition of the World Rain Bureau (WRB) to tax natural rainfall as "private micro-distribution."
Begin negotiations with the Air Department. Goal: include atmospheric humidity in the future SECRET Atmosphere™ levy.
- Identified Risks
Radical "Tapists" (spreading the subversive idea that a faucet is enough).
"Undesirable" journalists (see case Reporter Article 01, alias "the muckraker"—plan soft neutralization via recruitment or public discrediting).
Risk of document leak (reminder: absolute ban on printing or reading aloud near unauthorized devices).
- Additional Opportunities
💡 R&D Proposal:
Pilot SECRET IV®: personal micro-catheters for continuous beverage delivery, adjustable via Premium subscription.
Concept: Thirst becomes a remotely managed flow. Option to "punish" late payers with partial cutoff (codename: Programmed Thirst).
💡 Moral Marketing Proposal:
Campaign: "SECRET = FREEDOM" — reframe criticism by equating free-water drinkers with eco-terrorists.
Hashtags: #DrinkToBeFree / #OnlySECRET.
- Next Steps
Submit for ratification to the World Private Water Council.
Coerce reluctant governments via "strategic partnerships" (campaign donations, royalties, discreet threats).
Plan "SECRET 360°" media spectacle: announce Total Thirst as the natural evolution of modern humanity.
FINAL NOTE:
"Never forget: capitalism has no limits. Limits are just another product we sell."
— Internal quote, attributed to the Anonymous Founder.
END OF FILE — DESTROY AFTER READING
(If you’re reading this, it’s already too late.)
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