LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/17/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/17/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@servelle22-3
@ivyann24-5
@nomaddreamer26-7
@pepetoken28-9
@middle-earthling210-11
@savvytester212-13
@efmm114
@irvet215-16
@henruc217-18
@jmis101219-20
@astym121
@zionic.leo222-23
@yeckingo1224-25
@anonyvoter126
@manuvert127
@subidu228-29
@svanbo230-31
@amaari232-33
@edgerik134

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

nomaddreamer
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@nomaddreamer, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Awesome, thanks for the tokens !LOLZ

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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Thanks appreciate that. Looks like I hit again today, unreal!
!LOLZ

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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!LOLZ

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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Поздравляю!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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@nomaddreamer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!lol

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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!lol

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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Congrats @nomaddreamer
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks, Love to earn, love the burn!
!PIZZA

You're welcome!
!PIZZA

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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!LOL

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!lolz

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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!LOLZ

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!LOLZ

While it's good to see you attempt to burn 2 LOLZ tokens on today's LOLZ burner raffle post, both your LOLZ token tipping attempts didn't work. 🤔🔥💸🤯🤯😅

!WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

!lol
I was wondering why I didn't get a notification back.
!INDEED

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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I noticed that you tried again to burn LOLZ two times on yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post almost 5 hours after your previous ones, but they also didn't work. 🤔🤯🤣😂

!WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

Yes, I did.
And I left it to be.
!lol
!INDEED

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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Looks like you gave up there, and it's okay, especially when you think that bots (on Hive) need to take a break too. 🤔🤗🤯😅

!WEIRD
!LOLZ

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Definitely 😂
!lol
!BRN

Whenever a Hive (token tipping) bot stops working, we can think of it has "having a break" to avoid getting disappointed. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯🤗😅

!WEIRD
!INDEED
!HOPE

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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!lolz

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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!lolz

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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!lolz

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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!lolz

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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I noticed that some participants of today's LOLZ burner raffle have unsuccessful !LOLZ token tipping commands. 🤔🤯 I got to tell @captaincryptic! 🤯😅 !WEIRD

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped jmis101 (x2)
@middle-earthling(1/5) tipped @nomaddreamer
nomaddreamer tipped middle-earthling

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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!LOLZ

Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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!LOLZ

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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!LOLZ

Thank you for your witness vote!
Have a !BEER on me!
To Opt-Out of my witness beer program just comment STOP below


Hey @jmis101, here is a little bit of BEER from @isnochys for you. Enjoy it!

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!LOLZ

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

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!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOL

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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!lolz

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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!LOLZ

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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!LOL

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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!LOLZ 😁

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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!LOLZ !HUG

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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!LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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!lolz

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
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!LOLZ

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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