LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/18/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/18/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 15 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@hivecurious11
@nomaddreamer22-3
@servelle24-5
@savvytester26-7
@efmm28-9
@holovision.cash110
@manuvert111
@middle-earthling212-13
@anonyvoter114
@edgerik115

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

nomaddreamer
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@nomaddreamer, 15 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !INDEED

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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15 !LOLZ for the winner today seems unusually low. 🤔💸🤯😅 !WEIRD

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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!lolz

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
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!lolz

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!lolz

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
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Congrats @nomaddreamer
!MEME
!LOLZ

2 in a row, crazy!
!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(4/10)
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Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
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!LOL

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!lolz

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Sweet thanks for the !LOLZ

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@nomaddreamer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 😁

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

It's good that I or @savvytester would no longer need to remind you to join today's LOLZ token burner raffle. 😎

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvyplayer

(3/10)
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I'm learning... Or actually I'm finding a routine.... !LOL !wine

Remember that the LOLZ token burner raffle bot normally publishes its burner raffle posts at 08:00 UTC, but sometimes publishes at 09:00. 🤗 That change in time is what I and @savvytester also notice with the LOLZ token tipping bot, which normally resets the token tipping counts of each LOLZ holder at 04:00 UTC, but sometimes does so at 05:00. 🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !PIZZA

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOL

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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!LOLZ

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvyplayer(6/10) tipped @svanbo

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM